I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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