who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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