Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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