you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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