Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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