Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
