Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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