you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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