Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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