i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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