We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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