I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Soap is not a condiment
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
You ate ashes out of my bong
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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