Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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