Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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