I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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