it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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