only if we run a train.
done.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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