I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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