I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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