everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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