Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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