Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
