i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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