I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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