I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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