We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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