I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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