i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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