it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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