Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I didn't notice because vodka
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
