Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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