I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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