How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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