my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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