just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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