Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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