How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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