Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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