Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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