Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
We just shotgunned beers for America
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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