Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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