So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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