She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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