I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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