That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
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