Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
he quoted the bible to break up with me
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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