So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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