And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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