I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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