Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
