Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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