Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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